Radar Simulator

Subject log #84. Site is experiencing multiple shifts, gravitational and locational. Cause: Unknown. Onboard Message Recorder (OMR): Crew member 3: "Josh, are the download speeds different or is that just me?" Crew member 1: "I see what you mean... You think it has to do with the server?" Crew member 3: "I'll go take a look, and plus, where the hell is Keelan?" Crew member 1: "Don't ask me, I mean he doesn't really talk anyways right?" Crew member 1: "Just go look for him, be back at 23." {3 Minutes later - *Server disturbance detected*} Crew member 3: "JOSH! WHAT IS THAT!" Crew member 1: "GET BACK TO THE BASE NOW, CASEY." Crew member 1: "I'll GET THE GUN, COME BACK NOW" Crew member 1: "CASEY?" Crew member 1: "CASEY!" Crew member 1: "HOLY {Inaudible} IT'S COMING BACK!" All crew members were found deceased. END OF LOG.

SIRUS. SIRUS IS HERE. SIRUS HAS FOUND YOU.

COME ON COME ON BIG MONEY BIG MONEY!!! YESSSS... NO NO NOOOO NOO!!! WAIT YES YES YESSS! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! JACKPOT LETS GOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ERR_928_UNKNOWN_ENTITY &&&: "I think we've found it!" ^^^^^: "Is this heaven?" &&&: "Well, not really, it's all powered by this artifact. This artifact has chaotic energy, a form of energy required for it to work." %: "You don't know what you've just started" ^^^^^: "Eh, I wouldn't get too riled up about it. It's new and it's really cool, and it could potentially save people that are already dead." %: "What will Mark think of this?" &&&: "Listen, %, I think It'll be okay. We just need to make sure this doesn't get into the wrong hands." ^^^^^: "Guys..." %: "Yes, but we're trying to impress him, not to give him the power of cheating certain death?" &&&: "I see life as a privilege, not survival of the fittest." ^^^^^: "GUYS, MARK IS RIGHT THERE!" %: "Hey Mark, I know you heard me say that, but listen man, I was joking. It's nothing personal..." $$$$: "Life is a privilege ey?" &&&: "God, I need a raise."

get the cats. send them into the pit. summon him. YAYAAYAYYAY MAXWELL! YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (im slowly losing it)

Journal Entry 3; Mark Hefferen, CEO of RADAR INDUSTRIES. YEAR: {REDACTED} "I can't believe they just waddled themselves into our planetary system and call themselves a company, when our technologies are far past them. This whole idea of who has better tech is just absurd. I believe we should challenge them to a greater war. The first to find intelligent life. That'll sure be difficult for them. And if they try to dare get near us, I'll be sure to have all their ships... 'Remodeled.' I love it when a plan comes together." END OF ENTRY.

Occurring Event (OE) #7. Site experiencing radio changes/light changes in their surrounding areas Cause: Gravitational Pull from Orbiting Planet. Onboard Message Recorder (OMR): Crew member 1: "I know right? That was really creepy." Crew member 2: "Thank god nothing bad happened over here- wait. I'm getting a funny signal on the radar here." Crew member 4: "OH {Inaudible} DON'T TELL ME IT'S HAPPENING TO US TO!" Crew member 2: "No, no calm your horses, it's way higher than normal and appears to be disappearing in the upper stratosphere- Crew member 3: "Look! Up there!" Crew member 1: "Woah! Dude! That's awesome!" Crew member 2: "Holy crap! This is amazing!" Crew member 4: "WHAT IF ONE OF THEM HITS US?!" Crew member 2: "They're too small to hit the ground doofus." Crew member 4: "Oh. Thank god." Crew member 2: "Lets report this back to base, what do ya say?" Crew member 3: "I was just about to say that." Crew member 4: "Yeah sure why not?" END OF LOG.

Subject log #22. Site is experiencing tremors and hearing unknown sounds. Cause: [CLASSIFIED] Onboard Message Recorder (OMR): Captain: "This marks the 10th anniversary of our missions folks!" - Audience Cheering - Crew member 2: "Really? You got a sound effect for that?" Captain: "Why wouldn't I huh?" Crew member 1: "I think that's cool captain." Captain: "Thanks, and plus, this day is a very special day, it also means that we get a raise!" Crew member 3: "A raise? Finally, what it's been 10 months now?" Crew member 2: "Uhh guys?" Crew member 1: "Yeah it's been so long bro, finally!" Captain: "Yes, I believe we all deserve some radar-cola." Crew member 2: "GUYS THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE RADAR. LOOK! IT'S HUGE!" Crew member 1: "It's probably a fault, there's no way something that big is like 10 feet away from us." Crew member 3: "WHAT IS-" {Satellite ROMEO Detects Ground Shifting} Crew members & Captain: {Inaudible} ERR_CONNECTION_LOST END OF LOG