Egg Drop 2008 Rebooted

My egg, it is a boring!

"Leave us. The dog eats strangers..."

ZOMG!

Call in the roflcopter, because you're going to need air support to catch this one and you're going to look ridiculous while you do it.

Blink chickens hatch from these. It's complicated.

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Pwned!

While Gary Gygax's game Dungeons & Dragons was hailed as a criticial success, he had an unfortunate predilection for super-deadly traps and instant death scenarios.

Yeah, I've thought about it and I don't really see how anyone is going to get this. Not my problem, though.

Checkmate, noobs.

This contest goes to 11.