Dummies vs Noobs

Certainly a bit paranoid to be hiding behind 2 studs of steel. Encounter the 1 in 600 chance of meeting an entry point reference in the form of an administrator.

Kill Daedalus with one of the miner skins equipped.

Friends are for losers. And I always win. Win a game of Epilogue on solo. Only counts on ‘Dynamic’ difficulty and above.

Using the Armour Peeler, kill 5 enemies with a single shot

While mid-air from using any jetpack, land a headshot kill on any enemy

Kill Fusilier with his own grenade shell.

Win a game of Attrition with all substations held

You’ve completed your mission. The job is done.

And I don't mean it metaphorically, nor rhetorically, nor theoretically, or any sort of fancy way. Encounter the 1 in 600 chance of meeting Death, in the form of a cloaker.

You have survived up to wave 6.

There’s something oddly comforting about leaving the Earth.

You have survived up to wave 9.

You survived the final wave.

Not this time, I've watched my back.

Upgrade any weapon using the upgrade station

You have survived up to wave 3.

Kill a saboteur while they're invisible.

Get flamed to death by Prometheus or an APU.

My day was going fine then "FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" *crunch*

You've waited so long... for what?

Seriously. Don't play the game anymore, go outside and meet new people. It's not that hard. Win a game of Dummies vs Noobs on Masochist difficulty, while on solo. Does not apply on the Mastermind gamemode.