infinite welfare

obtain 100 kills in a single server this badge is only obtainable when there's more than 4 people in the game.

re-enact the mother 3 ending.

the sky isn't the limit if you can touch the moon come up on the spot lookin extra fly

destroy yourself

your mother probably never loved you if you got this badge

how 2 unlock infinity gauntlet in infinite welfare (WORKING 2020) (NO VIRUS) REAL

defeat the april fools 2020 secret boss

defeated moonwizard II and saved christmas(?)

beat the fallen vessel during halloween 2019 or something, maybe even the future, idk.

obtain an ultimate weapon

prove that your favorite absurdist author was a hack by getting rid of sisyphus's boulder

discover hidden truths about the world

locate the funny

good job you killed moonwizard during october 2017 or whatever. you get nothing because i hate you.

obtain the one protest sign to rule them all.

i wasn't... strong enough.

witness the destruction of the well. we have suffered a great loss, but in the end, life must move on. keep this badge as a memento of what was once.

You shouldn't have done that.