All Badges (10)
Meta Pwn
110 TBSYou pwned someone who pwned John. It's nice to know that someone has my back.
97 Kills at Sword Fight on the Heights
104 TBSI know what you're thinking. "Why 97?! What is Telamon's deal? That makes no sense." To these people, I say: "YOU MAKE NO SENSE". 97 is an elite number of kills. If you get that many, you rock.
Blademaster
98 TBSMasters in the art of swordplay win this badge by achieving a score of 20:0. Anyone who has this badge is very dangerous.
John, Loved of Muses
79 TBSAwarded to people who find my "signature" that I left on this level.
20 Kills at Sword Fight on the Heights
78 TBSScore 20 kills at Sword Fight on the Heights to win this badge. If you can do this you probably know enough about sword fighting to not stick yourself.
5 Kills at Sword Fight on the Heights
63 TBSScore 5 kills at Sword Fight on the Heights to win this badge. If you can't do this, maybe you would rather play "Tea Party on the Heights" or "Sword Dancing at Fat Camp With Starwars Kid".
OMG It's Shedletsky!
10 TBSYou met Shedletsky in-game. He was probably too busy pwning noobs to chat too much. Sorry! Ping me on twitter if you want @shedletsky
Pwned Shedletsky *EPIC*
10 TBSPwn Shedletsky with a normal sword? You are either: 1) very lucky 2) very good or 3) both.
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