Flunkville

Welcome to the most popular place on planet earth, Flunkville!

I have no clue how you managed to actually do this. I hope it wasn't through some sort of tutorial. You earn this badge by discovering the truth of the mystery behind Flunkville.

I'm glad that you actually spent some your time to do this. You earn this badge by finding all of the beacons around Flunkville and lighting them up.

Helping others is probably one of the best things that you can do. You earn this by completing any quest in-game.

Don't worry, you'll have better luck next time. I'm almost a hundred percent positive. You earn this badge by getting a low strength score on the high striker in-game.

The taste of these things are mind blowing! I don't know about you, but I could live for years off of them. You earn this badge by purchasing a soda from a soda machine in-game.

I would have thought that you knew that these things were sharp, but I guess you really must have not known. You earn this badge by getting poked from a cactus in-game.

I didn't know that it was possible turn a perfect day into a not so perfect day. You never fail to surprise me, that's for sure! You earn this badge by getting squashed from a bookcase in-game.

Just one misstep is all that it takes for you to realize that what you just did wasn't a good idea. On second thought, it might take more for you. You earn this badge from slipping or tripping in-game.

You should have seen this one coming a mile away. Make sure to not bother someone in the future like you did this time. You earn this badge by getting scared from a ghost in-game.

I didn't know that it was even possible to think that this was a good idea! Make sure you use washing machines for the correct purpose in the future. You earn this badge by taking a ride in a washing machine in-game.

I'm pretty sure that you heard the beeping going faster, but you still didn't get out of the way. Sometimes I wonder if you're actually going to allow that thing to boss you around! You earn this badge by being too close to a bomb when it explodes in-game.

Didn't your mother always tell you not to go too fast on these things? You ought to listen to advice from your wise elders. You earn this badge by swinging too fast on the swings in-game.

At this point, you should've learned that nothing is what it appears to be. Better luck next time. You earn this badge after getting stuck in some quicksand in-game.

Next time I need help cutting down a tree, I know that I shouldn't ask you for help. If I do end up asking you for help again though, please don't stand so close to the tree. You earn this badge after getting squashed by a tree in-game.

Despite knowing that there's not enough to go around, you still decided to do it anyway. Be sure to tell me how the view is up there once you come down. You earn this badge after floating into the air with balloons in-game.

You think you'd learn from movies, but then again, it looks like you don't. Just please make sure you don't make the same mistake twice. You earn this badge after getting eaten by a shark in-game.

Too bad these cannons aren't capable of transporting you in one piece. I guess walking would work better in the future. You earn this badge after you get shot out of a cannon like a cannonball in-game.

Quite frankly, you literally got roasted in the worst way possible. Next time just get a longer stick for your s'more. You earn this badge by getting too close to the campfire in-game.

Weren't you told not to shake the tree? I supposed we'll just have to put up a brick wall around the tree now. You earn this badge by being attacked by bees in-game.

You must really like those boxes that contain wonderful goodies. You must really be getting the dough. You earn this badge by collecting all of the chests within the game.

If you have this badge, then you must have spent a lot of time on Flunkville. Make sure you get some fresh air every now and then though! You earn this badge after reaching 15 rebirths.

It's become apparent that if you have this badge, you must really like it here in Flunkville. You earn this badge after reaching 5 rebirths.

Welcome to the club! We're glad you stuck around to at least rebirth once. You earn this badge after completing your first rebirth.