be dead forever simulator

Use the AWP while wearing the sniper outfit.

Get free admin.

Be dead for an hour.

Die in under half a minute of playing the game. (Including "load" times)

Get hit by a car.

Death.

Land into the hole after getting flung into the air by the button.

As an employee of the DVCS, take excessive responsibilities for your mental status in the course of 3 shifts.

Play be dead forever simulator on a specific Wednesday. (According to Eastern Time)